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[10 Aug 2011|07:21pm]
I kissed a Boy and I...did not like it.
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[06 Aug 2011|03:30pm]
SIGH. Sigh sigh sigh blah blah blah. I am still sad. What do I do?? I have not looked at my Tumblrsphere account in Days. dsiajodiorejsiorjsaoimsoidjaoidjasoidmaso

But I have been looking into Same Sex Experimentation. Maybe I need something NEW in my life.
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[21 Jul 2011|02:12am]
i always knew there were tunnels DON'T YOU GUYS READ? every institution with super people, LIKE THAT X-MEN THING, has tunnels. I THINK? I DON'T KNOW. TUNNELS, MY FRIENDS. IT WAS OBVIOUS.

also also also AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO MISSES TUMBLRSPHERE?
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[08 Jul 2011|06:05pm]
FILTERED TO: SIGMAS
I have a Question. Have you ever thought that you were maybe One thing and then it turned out you were something Else? For example, maybe you thought that you were always a Blond but it turned out that your Parents have been dying your hair Brown for the last eighteen years.
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[04 Jul 2011|05:02pm]
FILTERED TO: STUDENTS ONLY
Today I am going to ignore all of this Shit and make some fireworks out of Mason Halloran's Sticky Notes, seventeen ballpoint Pens, gunpowder, and food coloring. WHO WANTS TO SEE A SHOW???
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[16 Jun 2011|11:40pm]
Oh. Hello, Camulus! What day of the week is it?
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[12 Jun 2011|10:33pm]
today is my BIRTHDAY!! I have been AWAKE for all of helga's birthday and most of mine I WILL MAKE IT TO FORTY-EIGHT HOURS

in order to help myself on this Quest I have the aid of several different products >:) I think that I will also BUILD MYSELF A FEW BIRTHDAY MACHINES.
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[01 Jun 2011|07:25pm]
FILTERED TO: JAVIER
Señor Velazquez. It has recently come to my Attention that you have set your Eyes upon one of my good friends. Krysta is not a Girl to be toyed with! SHE IS A LADY. I would like you to remember this Please!

I would also like to know what your Intentions are. Danke schön.
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[26 May 2011|05:34pm]
Oh my. I have just Realized that the Summer Social is approaching fast!!! Do I need to have a Date? What Colour will I wear? Where do I buy the Tickets? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

:O!!!!!
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[24 May 2011|10:31pm]
I have fifty-four new Followers on Tumblrsphere! Today is a GOOD DAY. It is a good thing that I stole borrowed the latest Photoshop edition so now I can make even more Beautiful Creations!! :) I even typed a paper on an ancient Typewriter that I built out of a desk Chair. I ALSO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT COWARDICE!

Bring it On, Wednesday. >:)
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[18 Feb 2011|10:34pm]
WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP BREAKING UP OR GETTING TOGETHER OR FIGHTING? OR AT LEAST NOT AS QUICKLY?

ALL OF MY PHOTOSHOP MANIPULATIONS ARE NOW IRRELEVANT!!!!!
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[14 Feb 2011|07:13pm]
HEALTH STATUS:

Candies eaten - 4
Times vomited - o

I WIN!!! :)

Vielen dank to those who sent me candygrams today! <3
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[09 Feb 2011|04:52pm]
GUTEN ABEND CAMULUS!!! It has come to my Attention that no one Knows who I am! I will INTRODUCE myself.

I am Klaus Hieronymus Fenstermacher. I am eighteen years old and I come from Munich in the Great and Wonderful Deutschland which is the Best Country in the Whole World and anyone who disagrees with me will please step to the Left and have a sip of the several bottles of Haterade that I have in my Refrigerator.

It is my Goal to be an Internationally Recognized Superstar for the Pride and Glory of Deutschland. HOW WILL I ACCOMPLISH THIS TASK

YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE. :)
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[31 Jan 2011|08:39pm]
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